i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
the quote made it
i want a boyfriend who is around 6’ with messy hair and dark eyes and a sharp jawline and sculpted body and who’s multitalented and likes to cuddle and wear snapbacks and likes to make me smile a lot basically calum hood
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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I LEARNED A THING
tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock
move your cursor in time with her and it looks like she is watching you
I DID THIS FOR TEN MINUTES.
TEN. FUCKING. MINUTES.
this only has 800 something notes and that is seriously fucking sad
10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Disney Parks
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There’s one real skull left??? As in there used to be MORE?!
There are trash cans every 26 feet because that is the most steps someone will take before throwing garbage on the ground.
The magic kingdom park is designed like a hub and spoke so you can efficiently get from one area of the park to the other by crossing through the center.
All the sidewalks are painted red so that when the park is crowded your subconscious can recognize the difference in elevation. That way you don’t trip and get trampled by the crowds.
The cast are swapped out every 10 minutes to prevent heat stroke. They tried making water cooled suits but they caused hypothermia.